Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Apple gave me a hard time with this iPod engraving.

Just found my old iPod, which thanks to my iPhone, I now never use. This particular iPod was a replacement for a stolen one. When I told the Apple rep what I wanted the engraving to read, she said "it might be a problem," and had to check with a supervisor. "After all" she continued, "we don't want to be encouraging this sort of thing." Come on, the only person who'd really be seeing it is the person who's stealing it.

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

My ego's gone viral.

When I look at who's most interested in their work becoming a meme (present company included) it makes sense that the word is "me" twice.

Monday, February 28, 2011

My encounter with an out-of-towner.

TOURIST: Excuse me, how do you get to Ground Zero?
ME: Practice. Practice. Practice.
TOURIST: (dazed stare)