Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Monday, February 08, 2010
In Antarctica, researchers have found five cases of whiskey buried beneath the ice for over 100 years. The researchers are now frantically digging through the ice in hopes of finding five cases of sour mix.
That was the first joke I wrote for my "Writing for Late Night" class. I preferred the version below, but it didn't go over as well:
In Antarctica, researchers have discovered five cases of whiskey buried beneath the ice for over 100 years. They’ve also discovered Julie, the researcher none of them would have ever gone home with before, is now strangely attractive.